M-am gandit ca nu ar strica o astfel de rubrica, mai ales ca am citit cateva chestii care m-au amuzat, si pe mIRC sunt multi care ma incanta cu "perlele" lor . Daca gasiti si voi ceva asemanator , be my guest !
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Joins: Silv <Silv> X can you op me? <MiZzO> ??? <Silv> he is op everywhere so please X op me just here X sets mode: +o Silv <Silv> thanks a lot X <Silv> real name of X is MiZzO? well nice to meet you (a primit @ de la un user cu acces , logic )
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[17:00] <yaj``> nu sunt mai bun decat tine [17:00] <Snatcher> haha, in general cam esti. [17:01] <yaj``> de fapt, normal ca sunt, dar eram si eu politicos :P [17:01] <Snatcher> haha
<satanico> could i borrow your username? <{EN|GMA}> Keep dreaming... (EN|GMA is Enigmaa , an IRCoperator)
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[16:06] <jaaay> PROcsy, please /part #Nastrand and ask on #Cservice [16:06] PROcsy has left #nastrand (and ask on #Cservice)
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Parts: Lorena- Un minut mai tarziu... Joins: Lorena- <Lorena-> am plecat si nu mi-am dat seama... <Lorena-> lol * Lorena- se simte blonda..
<frank> can you help me install GTA3? <knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using frank has quit IRC. (Quit) <knightmare> ...
*dregan kicks Yamucha in the n**s * dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck X sets mode: +o Yamucha <dregan> Oh s**t.
D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock <D1> hmm, stai, eu vroiam sa te dau afara
17:40 *** Quits: Kaac (Ping timeout) 17:41 *** Joins: Kaac 17:41 <Kaac> I hate the blue screen. 17:42 <wulfy> Kaac dont worry... they will fix this in next version, screen will be green
<Frankie> K|e what is the login command? pls <NightSpy> I will let K|e answer that <K|e> Frankie /msg .org login username password <Frankie> are u sure ? <K|e> Frankie I could swear. <Frankie> -> E-mail* login username password <Frankie> - <Frankie> -X- AUTHENTICATION FAILED as username (Invalid Password) <Frankie> ( <K|e> lol <Frankie> this is not the login command you lier! ------- <K|e> Frankie seems you already are logged as George4444. <Frankie> K|e ,that is my grf username <K|e> Frankie then how come you're logged to it? And how come George is a boy's name? <DazepStaH> Frankie ...........gf named george???? ------- <Frankie> i have many questions <Frankie> pls listen to me <DazepStaH> with a girlfriend named george ......i'd have questions also
<chatlakk> how do i register my nick? <My_Nickname> chatlakk nicknames are free on Undernet. <My_Nickname> You may register an username, if you want. <chatlakk> yes <chatlakk> i wanna register this nickname <chatlakk> how ? <My_Nickname> Nicknames ARE NOT owned. So as long as someone uses a nickname, you cannot use it. <chatlakk> how can i register this nickname? <My_Nickname> YOU CAN'T! <chatlakk> really?
[18:18] <*> so Kaacy where u from america? [18:18] <Kaacy> * nah, i'm from europe as well... [18:18] <*> sweden [18:19] <Kaacy> * try again [18:19] <*> norway [18:19] <Kaacy> nope [18:19] <*> france [18:19] <Kaacy> and agan [18:19] <*> germany [18:19] <Kaacy> again* [18:19] <Kaacy> Again... [18:19] <*> give me a clue [18:19] <Kaacy> Lamer. [18:19] <*> romania?
P.S. : Daca nu pricepeti toate poantele , contactati-ma si voi incerca sa le traduc, dar asa cum sunt ele, mi-au produs un ras indelungat
Eu am ras fantastic la chestiile astea ) Enjoy and have fun )
'Exista aici, in aceasta sala, tineri care au murit in revolutia din decembrie 1989' Viorel Catarama
'Lumea are voie sa aiba doua conturi; unul in lei, unul in valuta si inca unul pentru economii. Mai mult nu' Florin Georgescu (fost ministru al finantelor)
'S-au verificat toate actele pe fostii trei ani pe care am fost primar'
Marian Vanghelie
'A garanta proprietatea inseamna a limita dreptul omului asupra proprietatii lui ' Ion Iliescu
'Bancile sunt conduse de bancheri in toata lumea in afara de Cismigiu si Herastrau' Bogdan Balthazar (director de banca)
'Becali e un brand. Eu la Avicola Iasi pot sa fac pui Gigi Becali, daca vreau' Gigi Becali
'Doar prin hazardul inconstient social nu se putea ajunge in sfere atat de aureolate si in plan financiar' Cornel Dinu (antrenor de fotbal)
'Dumnezeu e cel mai tare serviciu de informatii din lume - stie tot, chiar si-un fir de par' Gigi Becali
'Familia e sfanta, pe cand patria....cum sa va spun patria e sacra' Dumitru Dragomir (presedintele Ligii Profesioniste de fotbal)
'Destinul meu a fost marcat de soarta' Dan Iosif copil al strazii apoi revolutionar, apoi consilierul lui Iliescu, in prezent parlamentar si om bogat)
'Omul este o persoana umana' Gheorghe Hagi (fotbalist)
'Este vointa lui Dumnezeu ca eu sa pasc acest popor' Gigi Becali
'Domnul Ion Cristoiu a spus despre mine ca sunt corupt pe vremea cand nu eram, in 1993' Viorel Hrebenciuc (parlamentar P.S.D.)
'Eu in tinerete eram amfitrion pe oriunde ma duceam' Gigi Becali
'Eu sunt pe toate listele de corupti si arestati, dar nu am nicio greata' Viorel Hrebenciuc
'Pe la voi prin Chisinau trece Volga , nu ? Cum ? Nu mai trece ? Loredana Groza
'Sigur ca am auzit de El Nino. E numele unui cantaret de muzica latina , nu? Loredana Groza
'La noi, sefii de partide sunt ca vacile in India ' Antonie Iorgovan
'Domnul Iorgovan e un fel de electron sarit de pe orbita' Adrian Nastase
'Omar Hayssam apartine tarii, este un bun al intregului popor' Adrian Nastase
'Am invatat putin limba braziliana!' Loredana Groza
'M-am certat cu Mitica Dragomir, dar fara jigniri. El m-a facut oligofren, eu l-am facut zdreanta, dar nu ne-am insultat. In schimb Marian Iancu e obraznic si umbla cu tot felul de jargoane care nu e bine sa le dai la presa' Gigi Becali
'Fiecare are gusturile lui in muzica.. N-are cum sa asculte toata lumea numai Schopenhauer' Costi Ionita
fun stuff – poza de CapriCCioSSa, in Rubrica de fun · 14.1KB
_______________________________________ And I wonder where these dreams go,when the world gets in your way? What's the point in all this screaming? No one's listening anyway....
avem o clasa de politicieni .. bip 
si inca am fost sa-i si votez 